Hiding From The Wife

A trip to the local boozer for an end of day beer is a rarity, as all married men will know! So pay the barmen in advance for the relentless, nagging calls from the Mrs and enjoy a pint in peace, with this wicked tin sign, featuring the caption 'Hiding From The Wife'. Depending on your budget, there's a number of perfect excuses such as 'He's Not Here' or 'He Had One Drink And Left', but we would recommend forking out and opting for the 'Who??'.